This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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