Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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