What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The Olympian is in my bed
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
