I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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