He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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