He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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