Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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