Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he shaved USA in his pubs
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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