Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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