Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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