We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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