guys are only as good as the porn they watch
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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