another moral hangover. fuck.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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