big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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