she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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