please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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