these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Screwed.edu
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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