When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
