sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Watching her eat just hurts me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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