I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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