worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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