That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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