i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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