Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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