i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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