i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
