Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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