weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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