Im at strip club and am horny
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
