it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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