Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Your penis caused this!
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