I wannas sexs uuuuu
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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