This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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