I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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