we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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