I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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