So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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