U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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