Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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