whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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