Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
