but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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