Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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