just tell him i said nine months
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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