Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize