Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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