i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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