She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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