Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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