Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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