so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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