It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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