help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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