sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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