I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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